Slinkys are like people

DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY'S. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN
THE STAIRS.

This was at the bottom of a joke someone posted. I find it so true and amusing, I just had to share with all. I'll post the other stuff too. Just some simple tips of wisdom to live by, hope the help you well!

1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large does of laxatives, then you will be
afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move
and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.